My favorite is Yogi Berra, and he gets a page to himself.
Yogi Berry Sayings
One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his
Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
Cat Quotes (just to be fair)
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
--Ellen Perry Berkeley
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
--Robert A. Heinlein
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
For two people to live together day after day is unquestionably one miracle the Vatican has overlooked,
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There is no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance your wife is bound to interfere.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Women marry women hoping they will change. Men marry wormen hoping they will not. So each is inevitably dissapointed.
Beer is proof God loves us and wants ups to be happy.
A fine beer may be judged wih only one sip, but it's better to be throughly sure.