Favorite Sayings

My favorite is Yogi Berra, and he gets a page to himself.

Yogi Berry Sayings

Dog Quotes

One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.

A dog has the soul of a philosopher.

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

Cat Quotes (just to  be fair)

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
--Ellen Perry Berkeley

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
--Robert A. Heinlein

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
--Faith Resnick

On Marriage

For two people to live together day after day is unquestionably one miracle the Vatican has overlooked,
--Bill Cosby

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There is no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance your wife is bound to interfere.
--Groucho Marx

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
--Oscar Wilde

Women marry women hoping they will change. Men marry wormen hoping they will not. So each is inevitably dissapointed.
--Albert Einstein

About Beer

Beer is proof God loves us and wants ups to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

A fine beer may be judged wih only one sip, but it's better to be throughly sure.
--Czech Proverb