Favorite Sayings
My favorite is Yogi Berra, and he gets a page to himself.
Dog Quotes
One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his
tongue.
--Unknown
Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
--Unknown
A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
--Plato
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
--Unknown
Cat Quotes (just to be fair)
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
--Ellen Perry Berkeley
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
--Unknown
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
--Robert A. Heinlein
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
--Faith Resnick
On Marriage
For two people to live together day after day is unquestionably one miracle the Vatican has overlooked,
--Bill Cosby
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There is no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance your wife is bound to interfere.
--Groucho Marx
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
--Oscar Wilde
Women marry women hoping they will change. Men marry wormen hoping they will not. So each is inevitably dissapointed.
--Albert Einstein
About Beer
Beer is proof God loves us and wants ups to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
A fine beer may be judged wih only one sip, but it's better to be throughly sure.
--Czech Proverb